District and Circle lines suspended

[jonny]

Again, they have been suspended throughout due to faulty communications equipment.

[dr_chris]

Bless the commuter at West Ham...

'Faulty train radio? Can't they just do without music? They should be concentrating on driving the train anyway!'

[Soup Dragon]

Yarrr,
Dr Chris where is ye pirate spirit.
Thar be a poor excuse for a landlubber if ye not be goinin' in with the swashbucklin' and Cap'n Guru will have ye gizzards for garters.