Haiku Competition

TheFatBuoy · Post by **TheFatBuoy** » 17 Jun 2006, 08:27

We like Tube Challenge,
Geoff and Neil had the record,
Sam and Steeeeeeeeeeeeve beat them.

Going Underground · Post by **Going Underground** » 17 Jun 2006, 12:24

Red Blue Green and Brown
Are just some of the colours
To show the tube lines

CrunchySaviour · Post by **CrunchySaviour** » 17 Jun 2006, 12:52

You: come Tube running
With the Underground bandits
Bring mask and biscuits.

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When your train's on time
And you're ahead for a while
Smile, Underground trial

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Mill Hill East train late
Why subject me to this hell?
Put head in hands; cry

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Look, severe delays
Fury building up inside
Metronet will pay

Going Underground · Post by **Going Underground** » 17 Jun 2006, 16:41

District Line delays
Speed restrictions are in place
Tube held up again

zeibura · Post by **zeibura** » 18 Jun 2006, 22:35

you can take bikes on
the district line cos there are
no escalators

(i seem to remember that coming up on one of those "haiku generators" on LJ a while back)

CrunchySaviour · Post by **CrunchySaviour** » 19 Jun 2006, 08:35

"There are no escalators on the District line" is a bare-faced lie! How dare it say such a thing?

Tube trains running late
'Cos service a piece of crap
I am the Masker.

standclearofthedoors · Post by **standclearofthedoors** » 19 Jun 2006, 16:06

Hate Oxford Circus
Cross Platforms are for wrong lines
Always Rush Hour

Going Underground · Post by **Going Underground** » 19 Jun 2006, 16:12

standclearofthedoors wrote:Hate Oxford Circus
Cross Platforms are for wrong lines
Always Rush Hour

Not a "Haiku" Sorry only 4 syllables in last line

standclearofthedoors · Post by **standclearofthedoors** » 19 Jun 2006, 16:14

Would you be referring to the monosylabic "ahhrrr" by any chance?

Going Underground · Post by **Going Underground** » 19 Jun 2006, 16:26

Oh I see Hour or Ho'ur depending on pronunciation

Post by **tubeguru** » 19 Jun 2006, 19:32

I consider it two syllables myself.

hannah b · Post by **hannah b** » 19 Jun 2006, 20:13

Im up for a chat
On the Tube and I'm up for
a Chat on the tube

hehe. oops. sorry.

I'll try again.

Dyslexia makes
A journey on the tube train:
Adventure (/) Torment

don't say the slash

Root · Post by **Root** » 19 Jun 2006, 22:30

"Do not say the Slash"
That's what Axl would say, and
"Tube Challenge, what's that"?

Hainault for thirty
Sounds much like a Scrabble move
Except without score.

Haikus are great, and
Haikus are cool, yes Haikus
They certainly rule.

Tube challenging, on
a Saturday afternoon
You must be kidding.

Soup Dragon · Post by **Soup Dragon** » 19 Jun 2006, 22:48

How many stations,
should the Bottle Challenge be?
Vote forty eight please!!!

Post by **tubeguru** » 20 Jun 2006, 09:10

Oh, give it a rest
No one gives a shit about
The bottle challenge

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