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Are you sure that he didn't say that he has a new johnson:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=johnson


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He's a big enough dick already.
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Latest news:

******** was apparently at the Zone 1 Challenge last month but didn't speak to anyone because he didn't recognise us.

However, his website clears up how he did:

<b>Official Zone 1 Challenge 2006 - My result

2hrs 37mins 19secs</b>

Naturally, he beat us all.
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PFW wrote:Are you sure that he didn't say that he has a new johnson:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=johnson


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VE VILL CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON, LEBOWSKI!
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tubeguru wrote:
******** was apparently at the Zone 1 Challenge last month but didn't speak to anyone because he didn't recognise us.

However, his website clears up how he did:

<b>Official Zone 1 Challenge 2006 - My result

2hrs 37mins 19secs</b>
Alas, we must have all been dressed and acting too subtly for him to notice us. Is there an address I can send the trophy to?
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Yes,

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I do hope people don't think I'm indulging our dear friend too much on here, but here is ********'s latest masterpiece - a poem he sent to me:

<b>>******** is my name,
> records is my game,
> people think im sane,
> but neil thinks im INsane,
> im married to jane,
> shes a nice little dame,
> my records never the same,
> i know how to tame! </b>
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tubeguru wrote:Latest news:

******** was apparently at the Zone 1 Challenge last month but didn't speak to anyone because he didn't recognise us.

However, his website clears up how he did:

<b>Official Zone 1 Challenge 2006 - My result

2hrs 37mins 19secs</b>

Naturally, he beat us all.
I can confirm that ******** was at Z1 challenge and a few of us did encounter... Cast your minds back to the Mysterious blonde at Sloane Square :D
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Does anyone have a picture of said mystery blonde? She was class.
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tubeguru wrote:Does anyone have a picture of said mystery blonde? She was class.
I think you have been spending too much time at Kings Cross :wink:
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Not that kind of class :-)
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Is ******** dead?
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tubeguru wrote:Is ******** dead?
I don't know but I have been enjoying the peace lately :)
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tubeguru wrote:I do hope people don't think I'm indulging our dear friend too much on here, but here is ********'s latest masterpiece - a poem he sent to me:

<b>>******** is my name,
> records is my game,
> people think im sane,
> but neil thinks im INsane,
> im married to jane,
> shes a nice little dame,
> my records never the same,
> i know how to tame! </b>
*facepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalm*
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