A Story from The Tube ...

[Steeevooo]

However, due to the feeble nature of his throw, the peacock didn't reach the SOUTH FIELDS, remaining stuck in the NORTH FIELDS.

[Soup Dragon]

Wes, Colin & Stan watched on in bemusement at the crazy peacock throwing JAVELIN contest. Roy who had narrowly beaten his dog BRENT, CROSSed over the bar to where the trio were sitting. "If you want my advice it will cost" he told them, "I need £1000 by the beginning of next week, then I will be RICH MONDay" he laughed. Could the gang of three raise the funds that Roy demanded?

[greatkingrat]

They hatched a plan that involved exporting tube maps to Saudi Arabia, where they could be sold for 1000 Saudi riyAL PER TON.

[Soup Dragon]

Somewhat unsurprisingly the stolen car was a VAUXHALL, which they drove to the outskirts of Chipping Norton, whereupon they discovered a vast Tube Map emporium run by a husband & wife team BETH 'N' AL GREEN.

[Soup Dragon]

Having purchased the tube maps they set about returning to London. As they were passing through the DISTRICT of Vale of the White Horse, their car came to a sudden halt. They found themselves stuck in a village which appeared to be inhabited entirely by a voodoo tribe. They found the local garage which also doubled as the witch doctors surgery where a sign read "Doctor iS OUT HEALING the sick"

[Soup Dragon]

The local patisserie was the place where the witch doctor purchased his drugs, in this odd village all the shops seemed to serve a dual purpose. The head BAKER LOOked far and wide for the finest healing OAK WOOD, and the witch doctor made it clear is was not for hEALING COMMON people.

[tractakid]

While training at the OVAL, Stuart Broad had an injury. Having heard about this witch doctor, he booked an appointment. Several hours later, the doctor was hEALING BROAD WAY faster than expected.

[Soup Dragon]

In fact the fame of the witch doctor had spread far and wide. Whilst waiting for the doc Stuart had been chatting to a guy from Massachusetts, "Are you a BOSTON MAN OR are you from elsewhere in New England" asked Broad.

[tractakid]

"Neither, I'm afraid. I spend most of my time in HOLBORN, Nevada".

[Soup Dragon]

The witch doctor was treating the American guy for his split personality trait, as he was in clear denial about being from Massaschusetts. Once sorted the doc set about fixing the VAUXHALL for WES TACTON and his pals. They were on their way once again and on the ouskirts of Oxford passed by a Big Top, very soon they found themselves stuck in a jam in the centre of OXFORD, CIRCUS people all around them had been parading through the city centre.

[tractakid]

This car, once the paint work was removed, was actually a GREEN FORD, the VAUXHALL logo had been affixed with sellotape, and the paint was been refreshed no more than 5 years ago.

[Soup Dragon]

The match was an International friendly between the Cypriots and the Dutch. It was a very entertaining game with CYPRUS on the attack for most of the game, however HOLLAND PARKed a bus on their goal line, so the game ended scoreless.

[snudge27]

This was a surprise result, as the match had been seen as a home BANKer. Ledley KING'S CROSS in the dying minutes was the closest the Dutch came to a goal.

[Starkey7]

Still, King's decent efforts were far better than the Cypriots. He often works his opponents up into a jealous lather, actually. You can see him TURN 'EM GREEN with envy.

[Soup Dragon]

Just beyond the bridge Colin spotted a convent, he began to hatch a plan loosely based on the film 'Nuns on the Run'. As the chums approached the convent the clock struck SEVEN, SISTERS gathered outside the building and this was a chance for the lads to sneak inside.