Liverpool FC want you!

[Rhys1995]

You! Reading this post, yeah you. I hear Kenny Dalglish has been sacked from the Merseyside team...

And now they're after you. Yes, YOU! No experience necessary, you've just got to be good at shouting at a bunch of incompetent muppets and they'll have you. Interested? Ask my barber, he's the chairman for Liverpool...

[MylesHSG]

Liverpool Trophy's in 2011/2012: 1

Arsenal Trophy's in 2011/2012: 0

[nozzacook]

No Point applying Wenger's CV matches perfectly..

[The Raven]

I would say that Stevooo is the perfect candidate but he's busy managing England at the moment!

[Rhys1995]

And I'm managing Preston North End... Well it was either that or Woking!

[Steeevooo]

I would say that Stevooo is the perfect candidate but he's busy managing England at the moment!

Haha, don't blame Stuart Downing on me

[Rhys1995]

And Andy Carroll can I point out? Why?

[tubeguru]

Liverpool Trophy's in 2011/2012: 1

Arsenal Trophy's in 2011/2012: 0

Number of apostrophes required in the above: 0
Number of words that need to be pluralised correctly: 2

[MylesHSG]

[tubeguru]

You said it.

[Steeevooo]

All reminds me of one of my favourite parodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6QqCH7g0Q

[RichieG]

I also call Godwin's Law

(or is it Godwins Law? )

[tubeguru]

Yep, Godwin's law. I have been compared to a Nazi, so this thread has reached its natural conclusion - locked.