Politics

[palkanetoijala31]

A new yacht to be paid for from the MoD budget...please.

Let us remember that we are still legally governed by a Queen who has to approve all plans once they have been put through the Houses.

actually technically although we are all her subjects who decided years ago that her family should sit on the throne not my descendants thats for sure i claim to be king of england as of this date.

[MylesHSG]

A new yacht to be paid for from the MoD budget...please.

Let us remember that we are still legally governed by a Queen who has to approve all plans once they have been put through the Houses.

Yet if you knew anything about the thing you would know that it is 100% guarenteed that the queen would pass though every law. Just a formality.

[palkanetoijala31]

I got to admit i do love the ritual that they go through every year black rod gets the door slammed in his face and has to knock if it was me i run through the door and tell them to **** off and start swinging with my mace.

[tubeguru]

God you lot are a bunch of Philistines.

[jamesthegill]

The Secret Purpose Of Boris Island

"Mayor" Boris Johnson may boast that the purpose of his Thames Estuary airport is to boost jobs, increase pollution and obliterate the Isle of Sheppey, but is that really all it's there for? The Central Labour Information Trust Of Reality In Statements say no!

Special documents obtained today reveal that as well as a high quality international airport, a boost in transport links to the burgeoning metropoli of Medway, Gravesend and Hoo, and the sight of Sheppey dwellers pointing in awe at the strange metallic birds in the sky, the airport will also hide a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR where Boris's plans to take the reigns from David Cameron and lead the country into a new era of buffoonery will be plotted.

Mayoral spokesperson Blair Waldorf refused our attempts to get quotes from the Mayor, which only serves to confirm the story - why wouldn't he come clean if he had nothing to hide?

[Root]

You forgot to put your text in red.

[hopeful traveller]

The Central Labour Information Trust

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[jamesthegill]

The Central Labour Information Trust

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It says a worrying amount about the standards of sexual education in schools that you couldn't find the clitoris. (Open goal)

[hopeful traveller]

The Central Labour Information Trust

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It says a worrying amount about the standards of sexual education in schools that you couldn't find the clitoris. (Open goal)

I believe it is better not to teach Sex Education at schools as more time could be spent studying the National Curriculum.

[Root]

I believe it is better not to teach Sex Education at schools as more time could be spent studying the National Curriculum.

Sex and Relationship Education is part of the national curriculum.

[MylesHSG]

Sex education is PART of the national curriculam!

Its fine im sure you dont need to know about condoms and birth control and all that stuff anyway

[hopeful traveller]

Sex education is PART of the national curriculam!

Its fine im sure you dont need to know about condoms and birth control and all that stuff anyway

Even though I know it is, it should be either in a proportionate amount of other subjects in that or not at all.

[The Raven]

Sex education is PART of the national curriculum!

and an important part!

- prevents the spread of sexual diseases
- prevent unwanted pregnancy
- helps to dispel the many myths about sex
- explains what changes young peoples body will go through

i could go on, and on, and on, and on!

[hopeful traveller]

Well, I had 3 hours of it precisely!

[MylesHSG]

Well thats Rooks Heath/Whitmores fault...im guessing as you live in west harrow