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Watford Junction - Game 2
Posted: 01 Feb 2006, 18:57
by jonny
High Barnet
Posted: 01 Feb 2006, 19:46
by zeibura
that puts you in spoon.
WATFORD JUNCTION
Posted: 01 Feb 2006, 20:05
by CrunchySaviour
That puts YOU in spoon!
TEMPLE
Posted: 01 Feb 2006, 20:58
by zeibura
no, THAT puts YOU in a tomb with the skeleton of a knight templar (and a briefcase)
LOUGHBOROUGH JUNCTION
Posted: 02 Feb 2006, 00:47
by CrunchySaviour
HATFORD JUNCTION.
That puts you in a hat. A big hat.
Posted: 02 Feb 2006, 09:31
by tubeguru
SHOEBURYNESS
That puts you all on the end of my right foot as it swings forwards at high velocity.
Posted: 02 Feb 2006, 18:02
by jonny
what exactly is spoon?
Posted: 02 Feb 2006, 23:06
by CrunchySaviour
Spoon is a state of play, not unlike knip, when a player has either
a) attempted an illegal move
b) cut a virtual diagonal (see Stovold 13 verses 144-153, "Diagonals, the cutting thereof")
c) played a lateral, overhead or transverse strile in the Inner Circle (Kings Cross being in knip) or Outer Circle (East Ham inverted).
Spoon renders a player unable to perform blocking moves until the state of spoon "expires", or until a suitably impressive move is played forcing the umpire to overturn the immediately relevant Spoon ruling.
Hope that helps.
Posted: 03 Feb 2006, 01:07
by zeibura
you forgot that it also occurs to all other players when a player in spoon invokes
SPOONER ROW
Posted: 03 Feb 2006, 09:45
by tubeguru
CUTLERS PLACE
Posted: 04 Feb 2006, 00:47
by zeibura
that does it, i'm off to ensnare a load of stupid place names in somerset.
WINTERBORNE STICKLAND
Posted: 04 Feb 2006, 15:54
by TheFatBuoy
And I shall henceforth set out right away to stop such nonsense:
SPOONERS MEWS
Posted: 04 Feb 2006, 18:38
by zeibura
no you don't
BROMPTON RALPH
Posted: 04 Feb 2006, 22:14
by standclearofthedoors
FINGRINHOE
Posted: 04 Feb 2006, 22:26
by TheFatBuoy
GLASTONBURY STREET