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Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 17 May 2012, 16:23
by Rhys1995
You! Reading this post, yeah you. I hear Kenny Dalglish has been sacked from the Merseyside team...

And now they're after you. Yes, YOU! No experience necessary, you've just got to be good at shouting at a bunch of incompetent muppets and they'll have you. Interested? Ask my barber, he's the chairman for Liverpool...

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 17 May 2012, 18:31
by MylesHSG
Liverpool Trophy's in 2011/2012: 1

Arsenal Trophy's in 2011/2012: 0

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 17 May 2012, 18:36
by nozzacook
No Point applying Wenger's CV matches perfectly..

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 17 May 2012, 18:58
by The Raven
I would say that Stevooo is the perfect candidate but he's busy managing England at the moment! :lol:

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 17 May 2012, 21:34
by Rhys1995
And I'm managing Preston North End... Well it was either that or Woking!

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 18 May 2012, 10:32
by Steeevooo
The Raven wrote:I would say that Stevooo is the perfect candidate but he's busy managing England at the moment! :lol:
Haha, don't blame Stuart Downing on me ;)

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 18 May 2012, 10:38
by Rhys1995
And Andy Carroll can I point out? Why?

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 18 May 2012, 16:06
by tubeguru
MylesHSG wrote:Liverpool Trophy's in 2011/2012: 1

Arsenal Trophy's in 2011/2012: 0
Number of apostrophes required in the above: 0
Number of words that need to be pluralised correctly: 2

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 18 May 2012, 23:40
by MylesHSG
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Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 19 May 2012, 09:12
by tubeguru
You said it.

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 19 May 2012, 09:21
by Steeevooo
All reminds me of one of my favourite parodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6QqCH7g0Q

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 19 May 2012, 19:28
by RichieG
I also call Godwin's Law :)

(or is it Godwins Law? :twisted: )

Re: Liverpool FC want you!

Posted: 19 May 2012, 21:10
by tubeguru
Yep, Godwin's law. I have been compared to a Nazi, so this thread has reached its natural conclusion - locked.