mrs rileys birthday!

[Mr Riley]

its my good wifes birthday next month and i was wondering if anyone has any suggestions of what to buy her as a present?

[Sam]

Surely you should know your wife well enough to know what to buy her... you men are all the same!!

[tubeguru]

Quite. You lazy bugger!

[Soup Dragon]

Matching Green Caps with "His" and "Hers" embroidered on the front of each cap.
Or how about a guide book for "Climbing fences without injuring yourself", they must have something like that on Amazon.com.
My final suggestion is 2008 Guinness Book of Records, it has a picture of our very own Hakán on page 198.

[palkanetoijala31]

Buy her something u like urself that way if she dont like it u get it.

[Sam]

You're a harsh man Andi...!

[palkanetoijala31]

Personally joking aside treat her to one of those spa weekends swimming,massages,facials and saunas that way u can go along too.

[Sam]

The only reason you'd go for something like that is so you could ogle the other women there

[palkanetoijala31]

The only reason you'd go for something like that is so you could ogle the other women there

And u say im sexist well usually mostly older women go there so its not for me and what is the saying u can look but dont touch

[palkanetoijala31]

How old is Mrs Riley whom knows or is that a touchy subject 21 again i bet ya.

[Sam]

That is one thing you should expect no woman to reveal!!!

[mps247]

That is one thing you should expect no woman to reveal!!!

Yes, that's true. I know quite a few women who have been celebrating their 30th birthday for a number of years!

[Mr Riley]

mrs riley is 72 shes 12 years older than me i like the older women

[Going Underground]

A large apple pie and custard or cream

[Mr Riley]

im thinking of getting her a new stair lift, or a nice new dress. thoughts lads?