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Get a PR (bus) to Portsmouth Park and Ride

Well, you've just gotten off the park and ride bus, so you steal a car and drive it to the western end of the M27, by the "end of motorway regulations" sign, and park just beyond it on the hard shoulder. You then walk into Cadnam - specifically to Kingsbridge House bed and breakfast, where you stay the night.

You are caught by the Police, but are released after being found not guilty of joyriding

You find yourself outside Fareham Police Station.

And hop aboard a National Express to outside Chichester Railway Station.

Seriously, the number of crimes we've committed by now I don't know why we haven't been imprisoned for life. Mind you, we did end up at HMP Wormwood Scrubs for a bit earlier...

The Orange One wrote:Seriously, the number of crimes we've committed by now I don't know why we haven't been imprisoned for life. Mind you, we did end up at HMP Wormwood Scrubs for a bit earlier...

We got off of joyriding and when we smashed out of Aldwich and painted a Metrobus Pink we weren't caught.

Get the 16:53 to Three Bridges, arriving at 18:01!

Hop on a Thameslink service to London Bridge. Bridge count: 4

Get a jubilee line train to Waterloo, and walk over the bridge

Bridge count: 5

Get a 20:15 train across the Hungerford Bridge to Hastings, arriving at 21:59.

Before getting a Southern service to Ashford International

Unfortunately, there isn't a bridge across the Channel so we better get the Eurostar to Paris Gare-de-Nord

Do the Paris Metro challenge, but fail

Get a Eurostar back to Ebbsfleet International

Walk to Northfleet station.

Get a Southeastern service to Lewisham