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Take an Easyjet flight to Bristol Airport.

Get the A1 bus to Bristol Temple Meads Station.

Get the X39 bus from Temple Meads to the Charmouth Road stop in Newbridge Road, Bath. You're now about ten minutes' walk from where I live.

So, you pop in and see GuyBarry. Obviously!!

Walk down to the Full Moon in Twerton High Street and have a couple of pints of Cheddar Valley cider... then catch the 5 bus to Bath Bus Station.

Take the 3 minute walk to Bath Spa Station.

And hop on the last train to London Paddington, arriving after midnight.

Entering night mode...

The next morning, you get a train to direct to Upminster Bridge to see the Swatztika on the floor of the ticket hall.

Why not get a bus along into Hornchurch? From there you can...

Get the 372 to Rainham Station (C2C)

Which is very handy to catch the train to Tilbury...

And get the 22A back to Grays as you went a station too far and wanted to go to Grays!

Which is strange, because you wanted the ferry to Gravesend, and now it's even further to walk to the terminal. But you do the walk to the terminal anyway...

And you get the ferry to Gravesend.

Walk to the WHSmith to pick up a Daily Telegraph.