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Posted: 24 Oct 2005, 15:52
by tubeguru
He's the Master, the Blaster, the bastard Masker ...
Hmmm .... knip eh?
It's a Monday isn't it? Phew.
BRISTOL TEMPLE MEADS
Posted: 24 Oct 2005, 20:37
by zeibura
a good place to pray, but a rather obtuse bit of knife going on there, particularly on new zealand labour day...
seeing as temple would spoon me, i think i'm off to hide under the many nooks and crannies of the west midland...
WORCESTER FOREGATE STREET
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 16:28
by TheFatBuoy
Well, with flagrant disregard for anything and everything, I'll hop along to:
WARGRAVE
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 16:56
by CrunchySaviour
I simply don't believe it.
WELLINGBOROUGH.
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 01:03
by zeibura
surely you could have won there - a diagonal was cut in the plane between milton keynes and mars by thefatbuoy's foregrave concatenation, which made the west coast mainline spoon immune. but by swinging around the midland pivot, it's now utterly sealed and in knid.
i don't like the looks of things here. it's all a bit risky, so i'm walking off the face of this world.
SKAVELITH
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 01:33
by CrunchySaviour
XENA JUNCTION! Plutonic bypass sweep!
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 10:43
by zeibura
following that rather hectic plutonic flange, i'm off on a dead person reversal via "my home, skazailirn" (
http://www.myspace.com/deadpersonmusic) to as close as i can get to my real home.
MERSTHAM
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 11:44
by TheFatBuoy
Well, without further ado:
JOHN O'GROATS
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 13:57
by tubeguru
Hmmmm ...
ANGLESEY
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:21
by zeibura
WALES
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:38
by CrunchySaviour
Archbold' All-Encompass Shuffle allows me to quickly ensnare most players (mainly Blue and Green) by considering..
ENGLAND!
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 18:33
by tubeguru
England eh ... ?
Quantum physics dictate that thanks to the conjunction of Mars with the District line this weekend and thanks to the Autumnal Phase Shift of all elements with an atomic mass of greater than 10, I can assume the vortex position.
SATURN
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 19:32
by CrunchySaviour
Saturn is in orbit beyond the asteroid belt. That places all undeclared players in Knip and blocks the full Jubilee line from westbound passes.
Two of the three Diagonals have now been cut (and righteously so!).
HALLEY'S COMET.
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 21:05
by jonny
CANADA Water
Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 21:20
by tubeguru
AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Zone 2!!
You've just sent us into a dual-universe parallax. Not only that - by violating the Zone 6 boundary the pressure is now dropping (motherfucker) by a quotient of 2 to the power of 1 over PI so essentially we're screwed.
Because we now essentially exist in a parallel universe, I can only conclude that all our moves will be mirrored.
Thus, in a valiant attempt to save us I'm going to make a move which may astound you. Stand back, cos I'm playing:
BETELGEUSE