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Well, a Merry Christmas from me anyway!

After a few months in hiding, you remerge (very similar to me, mind, seeing as this is my first post in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!) You jump on the Jubilee Line heading to Stratford, boarding the carriage you see me fast asleep. As the 1996 stock passes through Canning Town, I wake up startled and confused, realising I missed my stop I say 'Sod this!' and travel with you to the end of the line, where we break off as I head towards the nearest Wetherspoons. (This actually happened back in August last year, I was supposed to get off at Bond Street, fell asleep and ended up going out in Stratford instead). Meanwhile, you walk towards the National Rail platforms at Stratford, where you then go to...................

Woodgrange Park. You were going to go to Barking, but your c2c train managed, somehow, to stop at Woodgrange Park and open its doors, so off you hopped to explore the area. First on your list was to go and visit the actual Woodgrange Park. Alas, there isn't one, so you head into the next best thing, Woodgrange Park Cemetery, where you mourn Sir Terry Pratchett alongside the Oh God of Hangovers.

A very ordinary stroll to East Ham station, then...

you take the District Line to Monument, where you ring the bells at St. Magnus the Martyr. St. Magnus the Martyr, of course, has some of the bells run by the Ancient Society of College Youths.

Yes, we're playing 'align the Never-Ending Games threads'.

Walk to Bank

Whoops, almost forgot to get my own game going again!

No idea what to do here, so just hop on the 388 bus (a personal favourite) to iCity, wherever the heck that is. Somewhere between Hackney Wick and Stratford I think.

Perfect location to walk to the Arcelormittal Orbit then. So you do that.

And then you get picked up by a helicopter, which takes you to...

...an oil rig in the North Sea. But which one?

It doesn't matter, because a group of soldiers from the Principality of Zealand kidnap you.

And you're not sure where they're taking you to. But you suspect it may be...

... to St Marys railway station in Sydney as you end up waiting for a train to take you to...

(P.S. I hope I've added correctly)

...oblivion.

Only that was a dream and instead your helicopter from the Arcelormittal Oribit took you to...

I don't have time to think up a place!