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Posted: 17 Jun 2006, 08:27
by TheFatBuoy
We like Tube Challenge,
Geoff and Neil had the record,
Sam and Steeeeeeeeeeeeve beat them.
Posted: 17 Jun 2006, 12:24
by Going Underground
Red Blue Green and Brown
Are just some of the colours
To show the tube lines
Posted: 17 Jun 2006, 12:52
by CrunchySaviour
You: come Tube running
With the Underground bandits
Bring mask and biscuits.
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When your train's on time
And you're ahead for a while
Smile, Underground trial
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Mill Hill East train late
Why subject me to this hell?
Put head in hands; cry
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Look, severe delays
Fury building up inside
Metronet will pay
Posted: 17 Jun 2006, 16:41
by Going Underground
District Line delays
Speed restrictions are in place
Tube held up again
Posted: 18 Jun 2006, 22:35
by zeibura
you can take bikes on
the district line cos there are
no escalators
(i seem to remember that coming up on one of those "haiku generators" on LJ a while back)
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 08:35
by CrunchySaviour
"There are no escalators on the District line" is a bare-faced lie! How dare it say such a thing?
Tube trains running late
'Cos service a piece of crap
I am the Masker.
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 16:06
by standclearofthedoors
Hate Oxford Circus
Cross Platforms are for wrong lines
Always Rush Hour
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 16:12
by Going Underground
standclearofthedoors wrote:Hate Oxford Circus
Cross Platforms are for wrong lines
Always Rush Hour
Not a "Haiku" Sorry only 4 syllables in last line
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 16:14
by standclearofthedoors
Would you be referring to the monosylabic "ahhrrr" by any chance?
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 16:26
by Going Underground
Oh I see Hour or Ho'ur depending on pronunciation
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 19:32
by tubeguru
I consider it two syllables myself.
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 20:13
by hannah b
Im up for a chat
On the Tube and I'm up for
a Chat on the tube
hehe. oops. sorry.
I'll try again.
Dyslexia makes
A journey on the tube train:
Adventure (/) Torment
don't say the slash
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 22:30
by Root
"Do not say the Slash"
That's what Axl would say, and
"Tube Challenge, what's that"?
Hainault for thirty
Sounds much like a Scrabble move
Except without score.
Haikus are great, and
Haikus are cool, yes Haikus
They certainly rule.
Tube challenging, on
a Saturday afternoon
You must be kidding.
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 22:48
by Soup Dragon
How many stations,
should the Bottle Challenge be?
Vote forty eight please!!!
Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 09:10
by tubeguru
Oh, give it a rest
No one gives a shit about
The bottle challenge