A Story from The Tube ...

[Steeevooo]

The school vehemently protested that "look, anyone BAR the KING would drink this water!"

[The Raven]

"This has been the case in BomBAYS WATER supply for years."

[Starkey7]

They'd even found the school's pet bird choking in its cage. However it turned out that it was a red herring; the teacher had simply been giving the CANARY WHARFarin.

[Soup Dragon]

The choking bird had a bizarre effect on other birds, very soon all birdsONG ARound the local area was replaced with a morning chorus of choking birds.

[RobbieM]

This birdsong only took place during the daytimes - the long darK NIGHTS BRIDGEd the gap between them...

[Starkey7]

And this event proved so popular that it was repeated right across London at various local open spaces, ranging from EALING COMMON, Ruislip WOODS, 'YDE PARK and KEW GARDENS.

[Steeevooo]

Wes went on the run to the countryside location of BRILL, where THEY DON BOISterous Hawaiian shirts, hoping that he would fit in...

[tubeguru]

When he was asked by a passing local what he was doing there, he simply claimed that he was ON GARdening leave.

[greatkingrat]

He hid in a row of warehouses, the EDGE WAREhouse to be precise.

[tractakid]

Colin took him to the edge of the premises, but a HIGH GATE prevented further progress!

[Soup Dragon]

Wes & Colin continued to search for a WAY OUT, darkness had descended so their task was not particularly easy. Wes then heard a familiar voice calling "this way lads", the voice was that of his old buddy STAN MORE who they found standing by a hidden ARCHWAY.

[greatkingrat]

Stan said, this ARCHWAY leads to PADDINGTON where we can get a train to Bicester Town, passing thRU ISLIP station.

[Soup Dragon]

Unfortunately the trio of chums weren't in the clear just yet. They had been pursued to the PADDINGTON by Detective Inspestor WARREN STREET of New Scotland Yard. He had followed them there is his infamous 1963 GREEN FORD Anglia.

[greatkingrat]

Roy was trying to get his neighbours peacock drunk, so the intrepid group would have to give the peaCOCK FOSTER'S.

[tractakid]

Due to being completely intoxicated, he attempts to play Javelin, with the peacock replacing the Javelin. Although his arm did acHE, A THROW of 4 metres meant he beat the only other competitor, his pet dog.