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You wake up at 3am and cannot sleep (this journey has destroyed your body clock). You head into the Piccadilly line northbound tunnels, where you find something...

Passing by... you find a set of manual points and a 1972 Tube Stock Train (these are actually here - part of the Aldwych branch).

So you sneakily walk down the Aldwych branch to ... Aldwych, I guess?

You find Aldwych very pretty, but you remove the short circuit on the Aldwych tracks, restoring power to the Aldwych branch. Satisfied with your work, you head back to the 1972 Stock. Time for some exploration.

You see the ghost of which haunts Aldwych and say 'Hello!'

Then run upstairs, breaking through every security door, and find yourself outside the station. Waiting for a bus...

Take a number 91 to St. Pancras, for you have made many kings cross and are now on the run.

Where you then hide in the early morning commute in a 2009 stock to Walthamstow Central.

Hop on a Greater Anglia service to Chingford, where you rest and catch your breath.

For the first route 505 bus of the day to Harlow Bus Station

Where you switch to the 724 bus to Rickmansworth, closely followed by Detective Inspector Street.

Where you notice Mr Inspector sitting behind you, and then get off the 724 at Rickmansworth in tube challenger fashion, and hop on the Southbound train for Aldgate which is conveniently waiting for you on the platform, and therefore lose Mr Inspector.

At Aldgate, you board a 78 to Nunhead, on which you enter into a lively conversation with a nun heading in the same direction.

Hop on an FCC to Sevenoaks, where there are now actually eight.

And onto the 402 to Bromley North Station. "I think I've done this before..."