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does anyone find it ironic...

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...how on a few of the automated voice messages, they add things for the good of those who can't see or read, like at old street, "alight here for moorfields eye hospital".

at king's cross st. pancras, the automated voice on the northern line and the circle line says "alight here for the RNIB", whereas on the victoria line it now says "alight here for the british library!" you would expect people going there to be able to read...
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My dad noticed the Northern line actually tells you to "Change here for the Moorfield's Eye hospital" which is actually wrong, it should be alight.
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They're bloody pointless if you ask me.

People on the Tube are likely to know where they're going - that's why they're going there on the Tube.

I think these messages discriminate against everyone. Have them removed!
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CrunchySaviour wrote:They're bloody pointless if you ask me.

People on the Tube are likely to know where they're going - that's why they're going there on the Tube.

I think these messages discriminate against everyone. Have them removed!
I think they should turn all the lights off on the tubes, as it's quite frankly a bit patronising, when blind people manage without seeing.

Though able-sighted people would really have to have guide dogs, and then we'd know the meaning of overcrowded and sweaty tubes!
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At Custom House station, it says "for ExCel" - strange, but okay. Isn't it a bit over the top, however, to make announcements on the Jubilee line such as "The next station is Canning Town. Change here for National Rail Services and the Docklands Light Railway, including services to Custom House for the ExCel exhibition centre".

How much did ExCel pay TFL for that much publicity?
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it's true. also at clapham junction when the automated voice is calling the west london line the thing says "west brompton for earl's court"...
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They could extend this idea quite a lot, and sell advertising slots to retailers, restaurants, cafes, whatever. Would be quite amusing actually.

Well, to me.

I can see it now - "This is High Street Kensington. Alight here for Boots, where today only, it's 20% off all lines of perfume."

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"This is Roding Valley. No-one comes here except tube challengers. This train is sponsored by the ******** Institute."
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Cutty Sark for Maritime Greenwich, the Cutty Sark and the Maritime Museum...

I'm surprised Knightsbridge isn't Knightsbridge For Harrods already!
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tpfkar wrote:"This is Roding Valley. No-one comes here except tube challengers. This train is sponsored by the ******** Institute."
"This is Roding Valley. Alight here to commit suicide without causing many delays to the system".
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"Good morning, Mr. Smith. This station is Shoreditch. We regret to inform you that your very own private service from Shoreditch will terminate on 9 June, as nobody else uses the station and it's wasting all our money. This is an East London line train to New Cross. Stand clear of the closing doors."
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