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He's the Master, the Blaster, the bastard Masker ...

Hmmm .... knip eh?

It's a Monday isn't it? Phew.

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a good place to pray, but a rather obtuse bit of knife going on there, particularly on new zealand labour day...

seeing as temple would spoon me, i think i'm off to hide under the many nooks and crannies of the west midland...

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Well, with flagrant disregard for anything and everything, I'll hop along to:

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I simply don't believe it.

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surely you could have won there - a diagonal was cut in the plane between milton keynes and mars by thefatbuoy's foregrave concatenation, which made the west coast mainline spoon immune. but by swinging around the midland pivot, it's now utterly sealed and in knid.

i don't like the looks of things here. it's all a bit risky, so i'm walking off the face of this world.

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XENA JUNCTION! Plutonic bypass sweep!
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following that rather hectic plutonic flange, i'm off on a dead person reversal via "my home, skazailirn" (http://www.myspace.com/deadpersonmusic) to as close as i can get to my real home.

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Well, without further ado:

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Hmmmm ...

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Archbold' All-Encompass Shuffle allows me to quickly ensnare most players (mainly Blue and Green) by considering..

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England eh ... ?

Quantum physics dictate that thanks to the conjunction of Mars with the District line this weekend and thanks to the Autumnal Phase Shift of all elements with an atomic mass of greater than 10, I can assume the vortex position.

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Saturn is in orbit beyond the asteroid belt. That places all undeclared players in Knip and blocks the full Jubilee line from westbound passes.

Two of the three Diagonals have now been cut (and righteously so!).

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AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Zone 2!!

You've just sent us into a dual-universe parallax. Not only that - by violating the Zone 6 boundary the pressure is now dropping (motherfucker) by a quotient of 2 to the power of 1 over PI so essentially we're screwed.

Because we now essentially exist in a parallel universe, I can only conclude that all our moves will be mirrored.

Thus, in a valiant attempt to save us I'm going to make a move which may astound you. Stand back, cos I'm playing:

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