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Post by **tubeguru** » 19 May 2005, 21:43

I'm not posting the results because you demanded me to. I'm posting them because it's a website about the tube challenge and the variations thereof.

And I look forward to typing your name at the bottom of the list

CrunchySaviour · Post by **CrunchySaviour** » 19 May 2005, 21:56

I know that, Sir. I know that you are under no obligation to do anything that I ask (or "tell") you to. I just think that a lot of incessant, light-hearted slave-driving is quite amusing. It may not seem like much of a joke if I do it all the time, but it is a joke. Well, I'm not being entirely serious, at least. I know you don't have the time to update the site all the time; I have a site myself and I certainly don't have the time (can't be bothered) to update that every day or even every time anything interesting happens in the House of Steel.

*Looks back*

Arrgh, of course I was being unreasonable when I said "I expect to see a comprehensive results table". I don't expect to see anything! It will be nice to see the results, but don't think that I'll be annoyed if you put them online a couple of days late.

PS. I know that you, Neil and Geoff have formulated a plan to trip me over or prevent me from getting on a train in order to push me down the results list. I will not stand for it.

(^That was a joke.)

Post by **tubeguru** » 19 May 2005, 21:59

No, we're going to twang the elastic on your mask!

Tee hee.

CrunchySaviour · Post by **CrunchySaviour** » 19 May 2005, 22:00

I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling world record holders....

Post by **tubeguru** » 19 May 2005, 22:01

Real men do all 275 apparently ...

CrunchySaviour · Post by **CrunchySaviour** » 19 May 2005, 22:09

I tried... I did 200, but only because there was no service to Kensington Olympia and had to give up! I'll be back! For I am a MAN! Cover up those table legs, Mother! They are inflaming my sexual ardour!

Post by **tubeguru** » 19 May 2005, 22:12

I'll put your attempt at 275 up at some point. Maybe you should email me with full details of what happened. You know the address.

G Force · Post by **G Force** » 19 May 2005, 22:34

geofftech wrote:
Wireless internet in the Hhorse & Groom? I don't think so ...

Havn't they just discovered morse code there?

Post by **tubeguru** » 19 May 2005, 22:57

G Force wrote:
geofftech wrote:
Wireless internet in the Hhorse & Groom? I don't think so ...
Havn't they just discovered morse code there?

They've still got a man who takes your horse and feeds it for you.

geofftech · Post by **geofftech** » 19 May 2005, 23:00

Indeed. A flaggon of ale is a mere two and a half groats.

Post by **tubeguru** » 19 May 2005, 23:12

Upon my word Sir, 'tis a fine place that furnisheth its guests thus.

I shall sally forth with all speed (once I have, of course, completed a quick tour of the public transport system beneath the ground of London Town).

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » 19 May 2005, 23:21

Maybe the BBC, the ES or SURE will broadcast the winner before anyone posts it here.

geofftech · Post by **geofftech** » 19 May 2005, 23:36

Well BBC London said "no", but instead I had ITV London (television) call me up .. and they sounded interested .. right up until the point that I explained it to them - and then they sounded less interested !

50p says that they won't show!

CrunchySaviour · Post by **CrunchySaviour** » 20 May 2005, 00:01

What?! That's really disappointing. It's a big event, too, with 20 teams. And it's suitably bizarre for an "and finally" news slot. I'd broadcast it on House of Steel TV if it existed.

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » 20 May 2005, 01:23

geofftech wrote:50p says that they won't show!

50p says you won't get 50p out of me that easily.

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