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Last time, I asked what I had in my pocket. This time, I have a Sandwich in my pocket, as well as a Tonbridge of other things...

Is it a Ham Sandwich?

A great Deal of other things, which I hope he'll hand Dover.

I shall do no such thing. I shall keep them to my Gravesend.

I used to think it weird to plot the movements of pigs, but my life changed now that I Chartham. I've sped up and can do it in a Sturry, which pleases d'old crone down the road, as I do it Fordwich. Wye? It would be Strood not to.

I've started doing Star Trek portraits too. I've Dunkirk, but I'm not confident with Spock or Sulu - guess I'll just have to Wingham.

Clap, clap, clap! Seeing as it is clearly not just Kent as I first thought;

What colour is the wall in which you are hammering a NAIL?
SEA green.
Like a GREEN FORD fiesta?
Yes.
Like the dog, BUD...
Eeeeeeyyyyyyeeeeesssss!
LiKE N....
TONs of bricks in 3..2..1..
Ow!
HAR! ROW to hell, woman!

jamesthegill wrote:I used to think it weird to plot the movements of pigs, but my life changed now that I Chartham. I've sped up and can do it in a Sturry, which pleases d'old crone down the road, as I do it Fordwich. Wye? It would be Strood not to.

I've started doing Star Trek portraits too. I've Dunkirk, but I'm not confident with Spock or Sulu - guess I'll just have to Wingham.

Erm, Dunkirk isn't in Kent, it's in France!


Can't believe some Folk... Stone the crows!

The Sheerness cheek of some people. Still, we're nowhere near Medway through our problems and I don't know Hoo is going to help sort things...

RJSRdg wrote: Erm, Dunkirk isn't in Kent, it's in France!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkirk,_Kent

That's an error you've Maid - Stone cold certain!

Well, he'll have to go over a mountain then cross a country to fix it. Or Hildenborough, as they say in Kent...

Doe the mountain have SEVEN OAKS on it?

If so, it'll be hard to Wrotham out.

Is that a spire in the distance, hidden by the fog ? I'm not sure : it must be a very DYM-CHURCH. It must also be something of a secret, so let's keep a LYDD on it. But where can we hide all the sheep ? A barn wouldn't work but a PADDOCK WOOD. That sheep called Clifford needs shearing - then it will be a SHORN-CLIFFE. Right, that's enough. I'm going to walk up the BROAD-STAIRS on that wide staircase to go to bed and then have a good night's sleep to RECULVER ...

I Canterbury believe the response I'm getting here, you've been digging deep into the Dungeness for ideas...

Yes, that's a GREAT-STONE we have uncovered again which many thought had been LADE to rest.