Tube Poems
Posted: 19 Jul 2016, 16:48
After writing one in in school, I thought it would be fun to see what you you guys come up with!
- Five fifteen at Amersham
I knew we should have started at Chesham!
For the next train outs in half an hour
In Chesham, it's now-ah!
Seven o seven at North Harrow
I've eaten my emergency marshmallow!
Preparing myself for the run
To the western station in the town
Ten twenty seven at Elephant and Castle
Can a tourist be so much of an Arsehole?
At Oxford Circus, he got on
But the train was in fact the wrong one!
Eleven forty at West Ham
Guess who I just saw - Dave Lamb!
The c2c is waiting there
To take us up to Upminster
One thirty three at Liverpool Street
I cannot stand this dreadful heat!
In the platform - is it a loop train?
Yes! Hallelujah! But in Woodford, there's rain.
Three seventeen at Cockfosters
Where we are so very lost-ers
We need to get across to High Barnet
But we don't know the way - God Darnit!
Four fifty one at Canons Park
Already it's starting to get dark!
We've just got the bus from Edgware
But the rain soaked like the sea our hair!
Five twenty one at Morden
Doing the double back to South Wimbledon
But the Northern Line has severe problems
Due to a one under in Clapham
Seven thirteen at Ickeham
I really don't want to do this run!
To West Ruislip at gone seven
Just as the rain comes from the heavens
Nine fifty nine at Acton Town
We're felling really rather down
For we missed the Kensington Olympia train
The PITA station fails again!
Ten forty six at Heathrow T5
We did it! I want to dance and jive!
Olympia was very annoying
But I'll have forgotten about it by the morning
Five fifteen at Amersham
Yep - we're doing it again!
But this time we've got a different route
Although we still will have a hoot...