Acrostics from the Tube

[RobbieM]

Breakage of Window Resulted ... (Oops! Awfully dreadful...)

[GuyBarry]

Blind rage overcame my Lord. "Exit, you brute! You broke our window!"

[RobbieM]

We exited, saying that Harriet's awfully monotonous.

[GuyBarry]

"Poor losers are insufferable," said the obstinate woman.

[RobbieM]

"Utterly pitiable, they often nit-pick, preventing any real knowledge"

[GuyBarry]

Endless arguments simply turned Harriet absolutely mad.

[RobbieM]

...but a ruthless killer is not good!

• The end?

[GuyBarry]

• The end?

If you want to start another line, go ahead. (Thanks for coming back into the thread, by the way - I was a bit daunted by the prospect of finishing the whole thing on my own.)

[RobbieM]

• Okay - my availability may be sporadic, though...

Let's try the Northern Line via the Bank branch up to Edgware:

"My orange razorbill doesn't eat nuts!"

[GuyBarry]

...said old uncle Tom, hoarsely. "Worringly, instead, my bird likes eating daffodils or nasturtiums."

[RobbieM]

Cuckoos often like lettuce in Eritrean-Radish sauce; wagtails often overeat dandelions.

[GuyBarry]

That's one of the interesting nuggets gathered by respectable ornithologists, after diligently working all year.

[RobbieM]

There's other ones too! Interesting nuggets gathered by expert collectors

[GuyBarry]

Birds are largely harmless and meek.

[RobbieM]

Cormorants like apple pies; hawks adore mangoes. Some owls utter thunderous hoots.