A Story from The Tube ...

[RobbieM]

Right, another silly idea for a game. Let's see how long it lasts before we all tire of it...

We’re all telling a story, post to post. Making it up as we go along. But somewhere every post must contain something to do with the Tube buried cleverly within its words (in capital letters, please). Such as a station name, a line name, equipment, basically anything to do with Tube travel. Perhaps even a Forum member’s name.

A single word, such as ‘BANK’ should not be used on its own, but should be split across two words (e.g. “Let’s BAN Kerry from this place”). Or perhaps contained within a longer word (e.g. “He decided to file for BANKruptcy).

If you've made a post, but no-one else has posted for a week, you are free to make another (consecutive) post then.

Righto. Let me start this off:
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Once upon a time, a new camera was manufactured. This particular CANON SPARKed a lot of interest in the world of photographers...

[tractakid]

The resulting fire from the spark KILBURNed everyone to death. But...

[snudge27]

The resulting fire from the spark KILBURNed everyone to death. But...

I think you might have missed the point a little there, tractakid!

[palkanetoijala31]

The resulting fire from the spark KILBURNed everyone to death. But...

but their watching his faithful 32 bus TANGY saved the day by rescuing a small dog.

[tubeguru]

This idea needs work, methinks ...

[Soup Dragon]

..... meanwhile back in the world of photography the fantastic new camera was discussed by Paul Miller on BBC Radio KENT ON 96.7 FM.

[snudge27]

One particular guest on his show was a PARSON S. GREEN, who claimed to be most impressed with the new technology.

[kateyay]

Discussing the flash, Mr Miller was quoted as saying that "technology runs faster than Usain Bolt over a MILE" ENDing that particular show before it had even started...

[greatkingrat]

They then held a minutes silence in memory of Amy Winehouse and her high barnet.

[Soup Dragon]

next up on the Radio station was the sports bulletin, they focused on Arsenals recent good form and how the GUNNERS BURY their opponents with such style.

[RobbieM]

The sports bulletin continued with Tennis, and how Andy Murray and Rafael Nadal played several deCENT RALlies during their last match...

[Steeevooo]

And hence onto golf where surprisingly the leaders are only ONE UNDER par.

[RobbieM]

Moving onto the children's athletics, they discovered how in one bOY, STERoids had been detected...

[tractakid]

Oh no! His family claim, they thought his success was down to TRAINing.

[Soup Dragon]

But the boy was found to be a cheat, he used a performance enhancing drug which had an effect on his body, makinG ALL ION'S REACH maximum velocity for improved results.