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The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 03 Jul 2016, 12:00
by palkanetoijala31
Ha ha July fool

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 03 Jul 2016, 14:21
by tractakid
Please reconsider your choice as I am desperate to see this!!!! for interest purposes ONLY!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 06 Jul 2016, 19:59
by Tube Geek
How about the first 50? Or 40?

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 06 Jul 2016, 21:57
by palkanetoijala31
Tube Geek wrote:How about the first 50? Or 40?
Just for tube geek

05:38 chalfont and Larimer
05:46 chesham run down to bus stop 1 minute
05:48 finds bus driver having fag nicks bus drives like madman to Amersham breaking speed limit
05:56 amersham buys sun newspaper and gets on train.
06:13 rickmansworth (previous night after seven pints finds nicked bus from night before at ricky jumps in and catches 06:18 out of croxley just)
06:23 watford not much to do for 5.5 min so has quick wank to page three model.
06:45 north harrow bus h9 there running out of station driver of African Caribbean persuasion takes no more passengers until departing me at rayners lane.
06:49:30 by diving in door just makes southbound pic.
07:08 arrives at ealing common runs and gets fresh sausage roll from ealing broadway.
07:12 ealing Broadway lovely nice departure to east Acton
07:21 east Acton arriving sees other train pulling out when gets up to opposite platform relieve to see destination ealing broadway turns around west ruislip train pulling in.
07:42 west ruislip even better a bus u10 on training run takes unexpected passengers.
07:48 ickenham Simgs your never walk alone Liverpool.
07:54 uxbridge lovely in and out no time for delays.
08:19 Preston rd another sexy change.
08:22 northwick park runs out of station sees by phone 5 mins for over ground to h&w so takes opportunity for slash break.
08:27 Kenton hates the station glad out of it shit hole.
08:29 another lifeless station but oppurtunity for packet of bacon flavoured wheat crunches hmm Yummy.
08:31 h&w settles down to sleep seven pints night before taking toll 50 mins of pure relax.
09:21 wakes up just in time for blasting run up to northern line platforms driver even waves.

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 06 Jul 2016, 22:00
by Tube Geek
do I detect a hint of sarcasm there? Or am I just terrible at sarcasm-y things

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 06 Jul 2016, 23:59
by RJSRdg
One thing we do know about Andi's route is that if he's planning to use it for CiN, that means it doesn't use the Goblin...

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 05:54
by A Challenge
RJSRdg wrote:One thing we do know about Andi's route is that if he's planning to use it for CiN, that means it doesn't use the Goblin...
...or he forgot that it wont be open, or didn't realise that it did, our just it was faster!

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 07:46
by palkanetoijala31
A Challenge wrote:
RJSRdg wrote:One thing we do know about Andi's route is that if he's planning to use it for CiN, that means it doesn't use the Goblin...
...or he forgot that it wont be open, or didn't realise that it did, our just it was faster!
I know it's not open I have prepared for that,I have prepared for when Watford junction opens and battersea my route won't involve much screwing around with.

Another thing is that with just a slight change I have no need to use the goblin it make it harder and in some ways easier u figure it out that sentence.

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 07:53
by michael_churchill
palkanetoijala31 wrote:
Tube Geek wrote:How about the first 50? Or 40?
Just for tube geek

05:38 chalfont and Larimer
05:46 chesham run down to bus stop 1 minute
05:48 finds bus driver having fag nicks bus drives like madman to Amersham breaking speed limit
05:56 amersham buys sun newspaper and gets on train.
06:13 rickmansworth (previous night after seven pints finds nicked bus from night before at ricky jumps in and catches 06:18 out of croxley just)
06:23 watford not much to do for 5.5 min so has quick wank to page three model.
06:45 north harrow bus h9 there running out of station driver of African Caribbean persuasion takes no more passengers until departing me at rayners lane.
06:49:30 by diving in door just makes southbound pic.
07:08 arrives at ealing common runs and gets fresh sausage roll from ealing broadway.
07:12 ealing Broadway lovely nice departure to east Acton
07:21 east Acton arriving sees other train pulling out when gets up to opposite platform relieve to see destination ealing broadway turns around west ruislip train pulling in.
07:42 west ruislip even better a bus u10 on training run takes unexpected passengers.
07:48 ickenham Simgs your never walk alone Liverpool.
07:54 uxbridge lovely in and out no time for delays.
08:19 Preston rd another sexy change.
08:22 northwick park runs out of station sees by phone 5 mins for over ground to h&w so takes opportunity for slash break.
08:27 Kenton hates the station glad out of it shit hole.
08:29 another lifeless station but oppurtunity for packet of bacon flavoured wheat crunches hmm Yummy.
08:31 h&w settles down to sleep seven pints night before taking toll 50 mins of pure relax.
09:21 wakes up just in time for blasting run up to northern line platforms driver even waves.
Isn't that a route of <name spelled backwards is mrofevaw> ?

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 08:05
by RJSRdg
Apart from the starting location, it's the same as Labyrinth.

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 09:31
by Steeevooo
ANDI - You missed the key part of the route.... jumping out very quickly at Northwood Hills to quickly have a "hair of the dog" pint each in Wetherspoons ;)

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 21:00
by palkanetoijala31
Yes and now I can't even do the challenge as work have refused my day off. Bloody annoying :mrgreen:

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 21:03
by palkanetoijala31
RJSRdg wrote:Apart from the starting location, it's the same as Labyrinth.
You think I stray from what was a good route a little different perhaps we did use the over ground but there was a plan in that we didn't have too relied on knowledge from pic timetables and where train was to guess

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 07 Jul 2016, 22:14
by RJSRdg
Very interesting - assuming that set of times genuinely works and isn't a wind-up.... My 'improved Labyrinth' started at Chesham 23 minutes before your time from C&L and got to Elephant & Castle twenty minutes after you! That route had a theory time of 16:14, with a vague possibility of something a few minutes less if there were delays on the Picc right at the end.

Starting 23 minutes later reduces the theory time to 15:51, and if I can find a more productive use for the 20 minutes gained by E&C, who knows? Certainly worth a bit more of a play around. That said, both my attempts at the 'Improved Labyrinth' fell apart in fairly short order with problems on the Southwark doubleback!

Re: The world record route in wtt form with transport possibles

Posted: 09 Jul 2016, 00:28
by RJSRdg
Not sure I could run Ealing Common-Ealing Broadway in 4 minutes though!